Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Are You ExJasperated Yet?

Presenting Ms Sharon Jasper: Welfare Poster Queen

By now this welfare whiner has been exposed for the useless piece of shit she is, but just in case you missed it, Ms Jasper has become an icon for the poor and downtrodden project victims you see on the evening news here in New Orleans. All she wants to do is return to her St Bernard Project crib where life was simple, but the Powers That Be are trying to destroy her lovely home. Since Katrina, she has been forced to live in the slum pictured above. Look at those terrible polished wood floors. And that teeny tiny TV she is forced to watch! It's a damn shame I tell you!

Further adding to her misery are the missing screens on her windows, the faucet with a slow leak, and a back door that doesn't quite close properly. Go ahead and squirt a few for her, I know you want to. It's amazing that the American people can allow thier tax money to be used so inefficiently to house this poor woman in such squalor. Yes, her rent is paid by a HANO voucher but it's simply not enough. Ms Jasper says she can't afford the security deposit on her "slum home" and her utility bills are just too high. According to her, she just "might do better out there with one of those tents," referring to the homeless tent city set up on Duncan Plaza.

Well I'm here to welcome Ms Jasper into the Nation Of Morons with open arms and a hale and hearty 'Go fuck yourself!' This woman is exactly what's wrong with public housing in America. She is surrounded with better things than most working people have in their homes, but it's still not enough. She wants more. In fact, she wants better. Here's another quote from Ms Sharon Jasper: "It's pitiful what people give you!" Really, that's a pretty pitiful 60-inch TV you have there Sharon. What would you prefer, your own walk-in theater? Howzabout I give you a pitiful kick in the ass sweetheart? Would that get you up off of it long enough to look for a job?

Oh, that's right, according to Ms Jasper, she can't work. I have yet to find out why, but I'll bet it has something to do with watching Judge Judy all day on that TV. Hmmm, did she ever think that the big TV might have something to do with her "high utility bills?" Or does she expect the electricity bill to be part of the gift of the TV?

Here's another gem from Sharon: "If you try to bulldoze our homes, we're going to fight... ...there's going to be a war in New Orleans." Perhaps the FBI should check Ms Jaspers' "slum home" for the equipment responsible for the flyers promising to burn down condos. If it checks out, I'll be awaiting my Crimestoppers check.

Now for those of you who think I'm being too harsh on Ms Sharon Jasper, I'll make her an offer. Move on up to the North Side of Kenner with me dear. You can have your own room in my stylish Chateau Estates home, I get to watch your big screen TV and HANO can put your rent check in my bank account. Of course, The bottom four feet of sheetrock is still missing here, but we'll hang some blankets on the walls for your privacy. Oh, and since the walls aren't done yet, the city won't clear my request for gas service, so you'll have to take cold showers and baths, but at least the faucets don't drip. One other thing, without gas service, there's no heat in the house, but the doors all close properly so if we build a fire in the fireplace it should keep us warm. Except that the carpets and sofas were all ruined in the storm so instead of that terrible hardwood floor or those horrible cushions you rest your ass on, we'll have to sit on the nice cold concrete. Sound good to you? I didn't think so dear, so sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and pray that you aren't investigated for housing fraud you greedy welfare pig.

I usually like to leave my readers with a wry little comment at the end of each article to sort of take the edge off, but I just can't seem to do so here. The only joke apparent is the fact that we taxpayers allow people like Ms Sharon Jasper to get away with this kind of bullshit. Merry Christmas.

24 comments:

icouldpuke said...

I couldn't agree with you more. I hope this ungrateful bitch gets thrown out of her 'slum' and gets to fulfill her dream of living in a tent. Thank you for taking the time to create this site. I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!

M Styborski said...

Thank you sir, and Holiday Best to you and yours

Donna said...

As usual, you have stated perfectly what almost all of us feel!

StoneChief said...

Awe come on Styborski! Stop holding back! Tell us how you REALLY feel. LOL

You left me a a loss for words (unusual). It's good to see someone who can see through the bullshit!!

Thanks.

M Styborski said...

I tells ya, I don't know for a fact, but I feel in my bones, that the TP photog snuck that 60 incher in there on purpose. The guy deserves an award. I don't have a copy of the paper, but my GF does so as soon as I can, I'll credit him here.

Anonymous said...

I'D VOTE YOU PRESIDENT.

pbcc1 said...

See the problem is that the big 60 inch TV that the lazy slob is complaining about was probably given to her with dust on it. And everyone knows no self respectin' welfare abusing, project queen could dust it. Therefore, she is unhappy cause she had to actually get off that sofa and dust it. She probably had to plug it in too !!Soooo now you understand why she is so pissed...ROFLMAO !!!

Ringo said...

I know exactly what you mean. She doesn't want to lose her power to get free shit. This is the way it goes....Illegal immigrant labor reaps profits for Big Business---and politicians roll with it for votes. Lobbyists payoff politicians millions to get the vote that keeps the illegals working and are paid off .... again with OUR
tax money!!! And there can be cited many more (economic) examples of the monopolistic bullshit. You know who they are...Lobbyists using us---OUR
taxes---for their gains.
THE DEMOCRATS WANT EVERY FENCE-JUMPING ILLEGAL IN HERE AND EVERY LAZY-ASSED BLACK IN THE PROJECTS BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL VOTE DEMOCRATIC TO GET ALL THE FREE SHIT!!!
Why the fuck aren't we deporting illegals, instead of supporting those FOREIGN national CRIMINALS ???!!!....Because the monarchical-mentality peasant
slave-mentality is not to question why, but to..........just VOTE! Vote... because Democrats keep giving away FREE SHIT to their illegals and lazy-asses with our tax money taken from the hard-working legal people in this country and that's why they're against any ID cards to vote. They want all the Mexicans and dumb-asses to vote for all the FREE SHIT! without having to prove that they're even registered to vote like the rest of us had to do. They need to buy their vote with our tax money!
The stupid lazy masses don't have the strength for Civil Disobedience and too hypnotized by stupid "Reality Shows." How can you still have any brains after so many years of obedience training?... especially the guilt trip the liberals are instilling in our school children and collage students?
If you just sit back on your lazy asses and it doesn't come into your living room and smack you in the face, I guess it's alright? Hell NO!!!
Our country is about to become the worst "shit-fest" in history and we need to take action immediately.
DON'T LET THESE FAR LEFT LIBERALS DESTROY OUR COUNTRY, HOME, SCHOOLS AND WAY OF LIFE. It's coming and I'm terrified we'll be too late when the shit hits the fan.
This article will be labeled racist, hateful, mean-spirited, etc., etc. You know the game so people will be silenced and try to "blend in" and seem politically correct. It's only the factual TRUTH and they know it and will fight to the death to keep power and get their way. That's what it's all about...POWER and MONEY. As long as POLITICIANS keep getting their bank accounts greased from business and lobbyist it will never change. Why aren't we doing something? People are afraid Al Sharpton and The Black Panthers will make them lose their job if we call a lazy piece-of-shit what it really is. It's simple: Blacks are violent and dangerous; Mexicans are liars and thieves and gays have a screw loose. PERIOD!

Anonymous said...

this is the typical bullshit that we put with here in surrounding n.o. area. this is the reason that n.o. is what it is. i think that they ought to re-open all the projects to keep them out of our neighborhoods. i personally don't want any of them living around me. if all the projects would re-open then they would be isolated and would eventually destroy themselves. this city/government has catered to the blacks so long it's sickening. they are useless and have no desire to work to better themselves, so fuck'm.
the last time i looked i did not see any cotton growing in my backyard, GET OVER IT LAZY MOTHER FUCKERS.

Anonymous said...

I am totally agree with "Anonymous". They're bunch of lazy, useless fucking MONKEYS! I am sick of paying my tax money to feed these MOTHER FUCKERS. We need send them back to where they belong.

M Styborski said...

OK, that's about enough. I was blogging about one useless individual. This is NOT the place to air your racist bullshit. Yes, it's easy to say that "blacks" are taking advantage of the system, and to a great extent, some of them are, but do NOT confuse me with David Duke.

There are plenty of other places to play White Supremacist and if that's what you're looking for you've missed the mark. If you want to bitch about the Black and White, at least have the balls to sign your own goddamn name.

Anonymous said...

OK, this is why I am opposed to leagalizing immigrants. They work hard, they cause little trouble. So what if they don't pay taxes and send alot of their paycheck back to Mexico- we're sending plenty of outher countries FREE government aid. And I fear that as soon as we make them citizens, they will realize that they can go on welfare and get the same paycheck without lifting a finger.

Ringo said...

For the two anonymous commentors following my remarks......
Neither of you two GET IT! It's never been about skin color or accents; it's about how people think. If I'm voting for "Joe Smith" and some dumb-ass votes for Miss "I'll Give You Everything", they are cancelling out my fair and lawful vote. This makes MY VOTE null-and-void. It doesn't matter if they're living in your neighborhood or sending money home for burrito flower. Your LEGAL vote is being cancelled by these parasites voting for free shit.IE; Democrats
If you put enough housing projects up in a city to TILT the vote your way then it's CHEATING and a PLANNED outcome. All Democrat politicians work hard for a planned outcome. Doesn't anyone realize this???
That's why you fight for NO housing projects. Fair housing is better. Once they get a job and realize how much Uncle Sam is stealing from them to buy votes, they too, will will change their vote to put an end to these practices. As long as there's free housing and food stamps and they don't have to study in school to get a job, you and I will be feeding and housing these people.
REMEMBER,it's all about votes.

ace said...

Tell Ringo that the democrats have not been in power for 7 years. It is the REPUBLICANS under GWB that are fucking up the immigration policy. All Republicans are not conservative and all Democrats are not liberals. Get your act together Ringo! I am a democrat that is conservative, anti-immigration and anti-welfare. You are a stereotypical asshole!

M Styborski said...

Oboy! Two with one stone!!

Both Ringo and Ace are wrong. Wait, no, they're both right. Damn, now I'm confused... no... wait, I got it...
The're both rught and wrong!

The Dems and Reps each have their pitiful people they wish to appear to care for. The Dems are on the side of the po' downtrodden folks and the Reps are furiously attempting to buy the 'illegal' vote. The problem here is that each party is full of it.

We will never, and I mean NEVER escape the hip-deep crap we wade through every day until we destroy the antiquated two-party system that politicians use to direct our votes. As Americans, we are free to vote for whoever we want, as long as it's a Democrat or Republican. Big freaking choice huh? I think this will be my next entry.

Ringo said...

OK...Now it's on...
About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier:

'A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government.'

'A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.'

'From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.'

'The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years'

'During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequence:

1. From bondage to spiritual faith;

2. From spiritual faith to great courage;

3. From courage to liberty;

4. From liberty to abundance;

5. From abundance to complacency;

6. From complacency to apathy;

7. From apathy to dependence;

8. From dependence back into bondage'

Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning the 2000 Presidential election:

Number of States won by:
Gore: 19
Bush: 29

Square miles of land won by:
Gore: 580,000
Bush: 2,427,000

Population of counties won by:
Gore: 127 million
Bush: 143 million

Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Gore: 13.2
Bush: 2.1

Professor Olson adds: 'In aggregate, the map of the territory Bush won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of this great country.
Gore's territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare...' Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the 'complacency and apathy' phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the 'governmental dependency' phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

If you are in favor of this then delete this message if you are not then Pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.

Thanks for reading.

Ringo said...

Hey Ace,
This isn't the first time a Dem called me an asshole....Probably not the last either. I kinda got a chuckle actually. My real name is not Ringo and you'd be surprised if you knew who I really am. I'll give you a clue... I earned my Masters degrees in Political Science from Tulane and I'm now working for the government in the Republican Party. These blogs are just an outlet for me from the daily politics and decorum that allows me to get a rise out of Democrats when they babble and I'm right and prove them wrong. Oh yes,....I forgot, the Dems are never wrong. Thinking with your feelings and pocketbook never could muster the same as thinking with knowledge and a vastly higher IQ.
Throwing around and calling people names are the spirit-of-the day with Democrats and I'm used to it. If you would research what you say, it would serve you much better than just name-calling. And, by-the-way, when the Democrats were in office the Dow Jones never peaked over 10,600. Since George Bush has been in office, it's reached record highs (13,848) and I think people like you would much rather fight over things you know nothing about because it's like this poor lady above in this article....it's just easier to be lazy.
And you say your a Democrat??? Is that right? I guess like Hillary...you take a poll and that's what you stand for today? I do believe your a Democrat because you called me an asshole because you disagree with what I say. Maybe you'd like to silence my free speach too, because that's what they do when they disagree with you. I use Ringo because I like The Beatles. What does Ace stand for? Maybe, the greatest, ugh...the best, Johnny-on-the-spot?
Obviously you think very highly of yourself to call yourself Ace. Gee, that's allot to aspire and live-up to.

M Styborski said...

How is it "on?" I agree with you except for the 200 year estimation. I think it's more like 250-300, but otherwise I've basically been saying the same thing for some time now, granted not as well thought out.

This nation hit its peak shortly after WWII and aside from the thrill of space flight it's been pretty much downhill ever since. I'd honestly put us in a combination of stages 6 & 7. The upper class is complacent, the lower class is dependent and the middle class just doesn't care. And why should they? There's a war going on but we're not rationing gas and meat and as long as we keep getting new credit cards everything will be A-OK. Right?

Thanks for the post!

M Styborski said...

Oh, and by the way Ace, while I agree that Uncurious George and his Merry Band of Pranksters are indeed helping to run this country further into the ground, I think Ringo was referring to the Democratic presence in New Orleans.

Ringo said...

Well said!

NOLALADY513 said...

Well, I couldn't agree with you more. This has been a thorn in my side for many of my taxpaying days. You know, most of us "WORKING CLASS" citizens, have to pass a "PISS" test to get and ultimately keep our jobs. So, I think it would be a wonderful idea to mandate that all public assistance persons that live basically for free on the "HARD WORKING TAXPAYERS" MONEY, should have to pass the "PISS" test with flying colors. In the event that they should fail, they should loose all "FREE" benefits. As far as the unable to work statement. Good gracious, there are people out here like myself, that have "REAL" health issues that warrant we are unable to work, a normal job, but "I" for one example have been fighting the system to qualify for dissability benefits for more than 3 years now. "AND IF THAT ISN'T BAD ENOUGH, JUST THINK A SECOND, I HAVE BEEN IN THE WORKFIELD FOR APPROXIMATELY 30 YEARS, AND DURING THOSE 30 YEARS I PAID INTO THE SYSTEM, MOST OF THESE PEOPLE LIKE MS.WHAT'S HER FACE, LIVING IN SUCH LUXURY, DON'T EVEN PAY INTO THE SYSTEM, BUT THEY SURE REAP THE BENEFITS." Our government is so screwed up, and they give away so much to people who don't really deserve it. Good Lord we need to fix this. We need to remember the elderly, the honestly sick people in our Nation and help them, "NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE TO DECIDE DO I EAT THIS WEEK OR DO I TAKE MY LIFE SAVING MEDICATIONS THIS WEEK!" Instead we have these lazy ass people sitting around collecting FOOD STAMPS, ASSISTANCE ON UTILITY BILLS, FREE RENT BY WAY OF VOUCHER'S AND CRAZY CHECK'S, ETC., ETC., and they don't even work and put into the system. I MEAN THIS ISSUE JUST FROSTS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNBELIEVABLE, WE THE AMERICAN CITIZENS NEED TO PUT OUR FEET DOWN AND DEMAND A BETTER WAY OF LIFE FOR THOSE WHO WORK THIER ASSES OFF TO GIVE PEOPLE THAT DON'T DESERVE IT, FREE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

geauxgeaux said...

nolalady, I couldn't have said better myself, I believe the elderly and the real people that need the assistance are being turned away too often and the others that are capable of work, seem to get it faster. Maybe I will quit my job and see what I can get!! never!!!

markcgpt said...

Mr. Styborski, I am new to this blog thanks to a forward from a friend. I applaud you on content and vocabulary. Your opinions are choreographed beautifully. I am looking forward to being a regular visitor. I am from the Gulf Coast and the expression of your opinions are Great!

M Styborski said...

Awrite buddy, how much did my mom pay you to say that? But seriously, thanks, I try to see the naked emperors when I can.