Monday, June 23, 2008

Jindal For Veep!



I'm serious.

Fuck recall, let's just let the useless bastard go to Washington and attend parties. It's appears that's all he's good for. Earlier this week, Governor Bobby Jindal allowed a record 90th bill to become law without his signature. That's basically one bill every two days he's spent in office. The average is higher if you don't count weekends. Whether he's emulating Ray Nagin's "hands-off" approach or the late OK Allen's "yass-mistah-Huey" rubber stamp style, Bobby Jindal is clearly a mistake made by the collective electorate of Louisiana, of which I'm sad to say, I am a part of.

And speaking of pay raises... (nice segue, huh?)

Our Louisiana legislators found time at the end of this session to craft a bill giving fire fighters a minor pay increase. Guess who's threatened to veto it? Yep, Bobby J himself. While he ignores the pleas, cries and screams of thousands of his constituents to veto SB 672 which grants an unprecedented and undeserved 200% pay raise to our legislators, he wants to screw some of our first responders. What a guy!

Now before you start thinking that the legislature is finally doing something right by raising firefighter pay, get this: The raise doesn't go into effect until next year! That's right kids, the greedy hogs in Baton Rouge get instant gratification while our friends and neighbors who put their lives on the line have to do without for another year!

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but didn't we elect Bobby to "govern" our state? Doesn't that include signing or vetoing bills as needed? Hell, I can watch the bills float past, and I'd do the job for half of what BJ is paid. So why not let him run off to Washington with his new girlfriend John McCain? It's not like we'd miss him and he'd fit in perfectly with the rest of the lazy liars in our nation's capitol.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please tell me he is not going CRAYLately on us... sigh... Costa Rica LOOKING REAL GOOD


JAUG

Anonymous said...

The
following shall be days of public rest and legal holidays: Sundays; January 1, New Year's Day; January 8,
Battle of New Orleans; the third Monday in January, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday; January 19,
Robert E. Lee Day; third Monday in February, Washington's Birthday; Good Friday; the last Monday in May,
National Memorial Day; June 3, Confederate Memorial Day; July 4, Independence Day; August 30, Huey P.
Long Day; the first Monday in September, Labor Day; the second Monday in October, Christopher Columbus
Day; November 1, All Saints' Day; November 11, Veterans' Day; the fourth Thursday in November,
Thanksgiving Day; December 25, Christmas Day; Inauguration Day in the city of Baton Rouge; provided,
however, that in the parish of Orleans, the city of Baton Rouge, in each of the parishes comprising the second
and sixth congressional districts, except the parish of Ascension, and in each of the parishes comprising the
fourteenth and thirty-first judicial districts of the state, the whole of every Saturday shall be a legal holiday,
and in the parishes of Catahoula, Caldwell, West Carroll, Concordia, East Carroll, Franklin, Madison,
Morehouse, Ouachita, Richland, Tensas, Union, Jackson, Avoyelles, West Feliciana, Rapides, Natchitoches,
Grant, LaSalle, Winn, Lincoln, and East Baton Rouge, the whole of every Saturday shall be a holiday for all
banking institutions, and in the parishes of Sabine and Vernon each Wednesday and Saturday, from 12:00
o'clock noon until 12:00 o'clock midnight, shall be a half-holiday for all banking institutions.  All banks
and trust companies, however, may, each at its option, remain open and exercise all of its regular banking
functions and duties upon January 8; Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday; January 19; Washington's
Birthday; Good Friday; National Memorial Day; June 3; August 30; Christopher Columbus Day; November 1;
and Veterans' Day; and all banks and trust companies located in Ward 1 of the parish of Avoyelles may, each
at its option, remain open and exercise all of its regular banking functions and duties until 12 o'clock noon on
Saturdays; however, when on any of said last named days any bank or trust company does actually remain
open it shall, as to transactions on such day, to exactly the same extent as if such day were not otherwise a
legal holiday, be not subject to any of the provisions of R.S. 7:85 and R.S. 7:251 or any other laws of
Louisiana covering the matters of maturity of negotiable instruments and demand, notice, presentment,
acceptance, or protest thereof on legal holidays and half-holidays, and all instruments payable to or at such
bank upon such day shall become due on such day; and provided, further, that the option of remaining open
shall not, except as otherwise provided in this Paragraph, apply to Saturdays or Wednesdays which are
holidays or half-holidays, or to Mardi Gras when the same has been declared a legal holiday; and provided
still further that nothing in any law of this state shall in any manner whatsoever affect the validity of or render
void or voidable the payment, certification, or acceptance of a check or other negotiable instrument or any
other transaction by a bank in Louisiana because done on any holiday or half-holiday or because done on any
day upon which such bank, if remaining open because of the option given it herein, if the payment,
certification, acceptance, or other transaction could have been validly done on any other day.

In all parishes of the state the governing authorities thereof shall have
the option to declare the whole of every Saturday a holiday, and until the whole of Saturday is so declared a
holiday in any parish, Saturday from 12 o'clock noon until 12 o'clock midnight shall be a half-holiday;
provided that in the city of Baton Rouge and in the Parish of Orleans the whole of every Saturday is a holiday;
provided further, that the governing authority of the Parish of Washington may declare the whole of
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Wednesday or the whole of Saturday a holiday, and if the Parish of Washington declares the whole of
Wednesday a holiday, no part of Saturday shall be a holiday in that parish. In no parish shall the whole of
Wednesday be a holiday when the immediately preceding day is a holiday.

In the parishes of Orleans, St. Bernard, Jefferson, Plaquemines, St. Charles, St. James,
St. John the Baptist, East Baton Rouge, Lafayette, St. Tammany, Iberia, St. Martin, Ascension, Washington,
Calcasieu, Jefferson Davis, St. Landry, Evangeline, Cameron, Assumption, St. Mary, Acadia, Vermilion,
Iberville, Pointe Coupee, West Baton Rouge, Lafourche, East Feliciana, and West Feliciana, and in all
municipalities, Mardi Gras shall be a holiday when the governing authorities so declare by ordinance. The
school boards of the parishes of Acadia and Lafayette may declare Mardi Gras and the International Rice
Festival in Crowley a holiday for public school children of those parishes. In the parish of Washington, the
Friday of the Washington Parish Free Fair shall be a legal holiday for the purpose of authorizing the clerk of
court for the parish of Washington to close his office on that day.

Whenever December 25, January 1, or July 4 falls on a Sunday, the next day is a holiday. When
December 25, January 1, or July 4 falls on a Saturday, the preceding Friday is a holiday when the governing
authorities so declare by ordinance, and if the local governing authorities declare the Friday preceding January
1st a legal holiday, such holiday shall be an optional holiday for banking institutions, and each bank may, each
at its option remain open and exercise all of its regular banking functions under conditions set forth in
Paragraph (1) of Subsection A of this Section. The governing
authorities of all parishes in the state shall have the option to declare the second Friday of Holiday in Dixie a
legal holiday. The school boards in all parishes shall have the option to declare such day a holiday for public
school children.

The third Monday in January, the birthday of
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.  for public schools; provided however, that a local school board shall decide
to observe this holiday during a regularly scheduled school day with or without the necessity of adjourning
school for all or any portion of the school day. and on and on and on....

I think I need a holiday... Fucking A "Stybs Day" in LALA land... I'm going to get hammered...

Anonymous said...

The
following shall be days of public rest and legal holidays: Sundays; January 1, New Year's Day; January 8,
Battle of New Orleans; the third Monday in January, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday; January 19,
Robert E. Lee Day; third Monday in February, Washington's Birthday; Good Friday; the last Monday in May,
National Memorial Day; June 3, Confederate Memorial Day; July 4, Independence Day; August 30, Huey P.
Long Day; the first Monday in September, Labor Day; the second Monday in October, Christopher Columbus
Day; November 1, All Saints' Day; November 11, Veterans' Day; the fourth Thursday in November,
Thanksgiving Day; December 25, Christmas Day; Inauguration Day in the city of Baton Rouge; provided,
however, that in the parish of Orleans, the city of Baton Rouge, in each of the parishes comprising the second
and sixth congressional districts, except the parish of Ascension, and in each of the parishes comprising the
fourteenth and thirty-first judicial districts of the state, the whole of every Saturday shall be a legal holiday,
and in the parishes of Catahoula, Caldwell, West Carroll, Concordia, East Carroll, Franklin, Madison,
Morehouse, Ouachita, Richland, Tensas, Union, Jackson, Avoyelles, West Feliciana, Rapides, Natchitoches,
Grant, LaSalle, Winn, Lincoln, and East Baton Rouge, the whole of every Saturday shall be a holiday for all
banking institutions, and in the parishes of Sabine and Vernon each Wednesday and Saturday, from 12:00
o'clock noon until 12:00 o'clock midnight, shall be a half-holiday for all banking institutions.  All banks
and trust companies, however, may, each at its option, remain open and exercise all of its regular banking
functions and duties upon January 8; Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday; January 19; Washington's
Birthday; Good Friday; National Memorial Day; June 3; August 30; Christopher Columbus Day; November 1;
and Veterans' Day; and all banks and trust companies located in Ward 1 of the parish of Avoyelles may, each
at its option, remain open and exercise all of its regular banking functions and duties until 12 o'clock noon on
Saturdays; however, when on any of said last named days any bank or trust company does actually remain
open it shall, as to transactions on such day, to exactly the same extent as if such day were not otherwise a
legal holiday, be not subject to any of the provisions of R.S. 7:85 and R.S. 7:251 or any other laws of
Louisiana covering the matters of maturity of negotiable instruments and demand, notice, presentment,
acceptance, or protest thereof on legal holidays and half-holidays, and all instruments payable to or at such
bank upon such day shall become due on such day; and provided, further, that the option of remaining open
shall not, except as otherwise provided in this Paragraph, apply to Saturdays or Wednesdays which are
holidays or half-holidays, or to Mardi Gras when the same has been declared a legal holiday; and provided
still further that nothing in any law of this state shall in any manner whatsoever affect the validity of or render
void or voidable the payment, certification, or acceptance of a check or other negotiable instrument or any
other transaction by a bank in Louisiana because done on any holiday or half-holiday or because done on any
day upon which such bank, if remaining open because of the option given it herein, if the payment,
certification, acceptance, or other transaction could have been validly done on any other day.

In all parishes of the state the governing authorities thereof shall have
the option to declare the whole of every Saturday a holiday, and until the whole of Saturday is so declared a
holiday in any parish, Saturday from 12 o'clock noon until 12 o'clock midnight shall be a half-holiday;
provided that in the city of Baton Rouge and in the Parish of Orleans the whole of every Saturday is a holiday;
provided further, that the governing authority of the Parish of Washington may declare the whole of
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Wednesday or the whole of Saturday a holiday, and if the Parish of Washington declares the whole of
Wednesday a holiday, no part of Saturday shall be a holiday in that parish. In no parish shall the whole of
Wednesday be a holiday when the immediately preceding day is a holiday.

In the parishes of Orleans, St. Bernard, Jefferson, Plaquemines, St. Charles, St. James,
St. John the Baptist, East Baton Rouge, Lafayette, St. Tammany, Iberia, St. Martin, Ascension, Washington,
Calcasieu, Jefferson Davis, St. Landry, Evangeline, Cameron, Assumption, St. Mary, Acadia, Vermilion,
Iberville, Pointe Coupee, West Baton Rouge, Lafourche, East Feliciana, and West Feliciana, and in all
municipalities, Mardi Gras shall be a holiday when the governing authorities so declare by ordinance. The
school boards of the parishes of Acadia and Lafayette may declare Mardi Gras and the International Rice
Festival in Crowley a holiday for public school children of those parishes. In the parish of Washington, the
Friday of the Washington Parish Free Fair shall be a legal holiday for the purpose of authorizing the clerk of
court for the parish of Washington to close his office on that day.

Whenever December 25, January 1, or July 4 falls on a Sunday, the next day is a holiday. When
December 25, January 1, or July 4 falls on a Saturday, the preceding Friday is a holiday when the governing
authorities so declare by ordinance, and if the local governing authorities declare the Friday preceding January
1st a legal holiday, such holiday shall be an optional holiday for banking institutions, and each bank may, each
at its option remain open and exercise all of its regular banking functions under conditions set forth in
Paragraph (1) of Subsection A of this Section. The governing
authorities of all parishes in the state shall have the option to declare the second Friday of Holiday in Dixie a
legal holiday. The school boards in all parishes shall have the option to declare such day a holiday for public
school children.

The third Monday in January, the birthday of
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.  for public schools; provided however, that a local school board shall decide
to observe this holiday during a regularly scheduled school day with or without the necessity of adjourning
school for all or any portion of the school day. and on and on and on....

I think I need a holiday... Fucking A "Stybs Day" in LALA land... I'm going to get hammered...